Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Jul 18, 2007 16:53:55 GMT -5
The Savage Dragon #2
Enter the Dragon Part 2
Enter the Dragon Part 2
Written by Justin Muise (Jmuise)
Edited by Daniel Dyer (Spider-Man Beyond)
Dragon is standing in a mound of crap. Needless to say he’s not very happy. Standing about 15 feet in front of Dragon is Dung. Dragon is not happy with Dung.
“Frank, you alright?” Dragon looks around for Lt. Frank Darling.
Frank stands up out of all the crap. “Yeah, yeah, just peachy Dragon.”
“Mr. Sampson, are you ok?” Dragon looks for Pete Sampson the owner of the apartment building, which was recently destroyed by Dung.
Pete Sampson stands up and immediately begins vomiting.
He’ll be all right, Dragon thinks, turning his attention to Dung. “Now for you,” Dragon says, leaping towards Dung.
Dung lifts one of his gun arms and shoots Dragon with crap, which throws him through the top of the building. “Now that he’s gone, time to take care of you,” Dung says, turning towards Frank.
Frank pulls a gun from the holster on his belt. “Freeze, you piece of shit!”
“Is that the best you can do?” Dung says as he shoots a small amount of feces knocking the gun from Frank’s hand.
“You can thank the Vicious Circle for this,” Dung announces, standing over Frank, holding one of his gun arms ready to fire over Frank’s head.
Just as Dung is ready to fire, Dragon jumps through the right side of the room grabbing Dung and flying through the left side of the building landing in the street.
Dragon throws one punch after the other, hitting Dung in the face with each hit.
“I was going to rent that place, you know!? How do I rent it now? Seriously, you must have a secret recipe for getting shit out of things!” Dragon says in between the strikes he’s hitting Dung with.
“Sure the recipe is, go fuck yourself.” Dung says, moving one of his arms in front of Dragon.
Just before firing, Dragon jumps out of the way. Just barely missing the shot of crap.
“Ok time to take care of those pesky shit cannons,” Dragon says, leaping on top Dung and grabbing both his arms.
Dragon stands on Dung’s chest and begin pulling on his arms.
“NO, NO, STOP! IT HURTS!!!!”
Dragon simply ignores the cries as he hears the sweet sound of metal and wires beginning to rip.
Finally both arms tear from Dung.
As Dragon hits the ground, he notices he’s holding both of Dung’s arms.
“No… What do I do now. I’m nothing,” Dung says, looking at his arms on the ground.
“You could learn how to wipe.”
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