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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:18:39 GMT -5
The Sensational Spider-Girl #5 Written by Sononsj Edited by Daniel Dyer (Spider-Man Beyond) 7:46- Gets out of bed May? May, it’s time to get up or you’ll be late.” “Mxyzptlk.” “What was that?” came the reply from Mary Jane. “I said I’m getting up,” replied May, obviously still drowsy. “You better be!” May Parker gets out of bed, takes a quick shower, and changes into a casual outfit for school. Oh, better not forget- I have to put on a LOT of make-up to cover up all those bruises I got from my fight with the Black Spider. Boy, that was a brutal fight if ever I saw one. I’m lucky to be alive- although I can’t say the same for her.After she finishes putting on her make-up, she walks out the door. Wouldn’t want Mom to see me with these bruises, ‘cause I’m sure the make-up isn’t covering it up completely. I’m still not ready to discuss the whole Spider-Girl thing with the ‘rents.* |
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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:20:03 GMT -5
8:09- Leaves for school May puts on her mask, gloves, and boots and web-swings toward her school. She can get there a lot faster by web-swinging than by bus. She arrives five minutes early. * |
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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:22:15 GMT -5
8:20- School starts For first period, May has Advanced Science. It’s pretty uneventful, except for the fact that Jimmy Yama drops and breaks a test tube, and Heather accidentally ruins Nancy Lu’s new vest by dropping acid on it (luckily it wasn’t concentrated, but the vest couldn’t be saved). Or was it an accident? Heather’s had a major thing for Nancy recently for no apparent reason. And ohmigosh- it was such a nice vest!* |
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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:25:06 GMT -5
9:10- Passing period In the hallway, May passes Ralphie and Turtle. They’re two punks a grade higher than May who love pulling pranks and making fun of people, especially the younger students. Apparently, they’re discussing a movie that’s still in theatres, Ultimate SHIELD, supposedly based on a true story. That reminds me, I’ve been wanting to see that movie. Maybe Brad will ask me out…"Hey dude, remember when Nick Fury said to him: ‘I have had it with these !@#$%^&*~?ing Agents of HYDRA on this !@#$%^&*~?ing Hellicarrier!" “Yeah, that was pretty funny.” “Oh, have you seen that one movie? What’s it called- 301?” * |
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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:27:03 GMT -5
9:20- Algebra May gets an exam from two days ago back. A D+ ?! How am I going to explain this to Mom and Dad?! I am MAY PARKER. I don’t get D’s!! Looks like web-slinging is taking its toll on me and my grades…* |
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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:29:30 GMT -5
10:20- PE There’s a new kid in class. His name is Moose.“Hey May, that new kid is kinda cute!” says Courtney. “The Mexican kid?! Court, he just transferred in! He looks like a total jock! Are you sure he’s your type?” “Wellll… I still say he’s cute!” Life is just full of surprises!* |
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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:31:01 GMT -5
11:10- Music As usual, the music teacher is out for blood. She gives a kid trash duty for a Michael Jackson joke, and gives a refferal to another kid for giving a song eleven stars (out of ten).* |
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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:33:46 GMT -5
12:05- Lunch Already Moose seems to have hit it off pretty well with Brad! I wonder what Courtney sees in someone who’s not in the debate club, science club, or the Harry Potter club!“Oh- hey, Davida!” you shout, as you see your friend walking towards you. “Hey, girl! Can you believe the PE stampede beat me to the good pizza again?! All that was left was the cardboard pizza!” “Whatever. What’s up with your pizza obsession anyways?” “I’m not obsessed! Anyway, I’ve been trying to cut back.” “I could do with a salad myself.” “Omigod May, forget the salad! Did you hear the latest gossip?” “About Courtney? Yeah.” “I wonder what Courtney sees in someone who’s not in the debate club, science club, or the Harry Potter club!” “You stole the words right out of my mouth, girl.” * |
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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:36:49 GMT -5
12:55- Language Arts There’s another new student in class. (Since it’s the start of the second semester, a lot of new students seem to be coming into Midtown High. Incidentally, Moose is also now in your Language Arts class). “Class, I’d like to introduce you to Aundrea- How do you pronounce your last name again?” “It’s- oh forget it.” “Yo, Moose, check out the emo chick!” said Brad. “Yo, May, check out the stupid guy!” said Davida, in a mocking voice. “Hey- can I sit here?” asked Aundrea, pointing to the seat next to May. Davida mouthed NO but May said, “Sure, go ahead. What did you say your name was again?” “Aundrea, but you can call me Dre,” she replied. “Hey, let’s hang out after school at the Coffee Bean!” you say. When the bell rings, the students run out of the classroom. “Oh, and don’t forget to read Chapter Eight of Are You Stupid? by Catherine Widdowson for homework!” she yells. * |
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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:38:21 GMT -5
1:45-Social Studies This period passes rather uneventfully, except for the fact that you have a new project on Greece. * |
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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:40:39 GMT -5
2:40- School ends May isn’t meeting Aundrea for two hours, so she goes web-swinging. She swings around for half an hour, but breaks up a mugging. She finds out that a crime lord called Hawk (Psh! You’d think that they could have thought of a better name!) is muscling in on someone named Canis’ territory. She’s about to interrogate a thug when a photographer sneaks up behind May and starts taking pictures. Alerted to his presence by her spider-sense, she turns her head toward the photographer. “Hi?” he says timidly, not knowing what May’s going to do to him. I’m cornered! Now the whole world will be alerted to my existence! So what do I do?!She runs. * |
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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:42:37 GMT -5
4:50- Reports for job “Oh, hey May!” says Aundrea, as she walks into the Coffee Bean to see that May is standing behind the counter. “You know, when you invited me to the Coffee Bean, this wasn’t quite what I had in mind.” “Oh, don’t worry, I get off my shift in five minutes. May I take your order?” she asked laughingly. “Give me a Mocha, hint of cinnamon, with the little foam at the top.” “‘That’s a wonderful choice,’” said May, laughing. As May takes off her apron, and starts talking with Aundrea, she is still mentally kicking herself. Why couldn’t she have taken the roll of film?! * |
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Post by Spider-Man Beyond on Mar 25, 2007 14:44:38 GMT -5
6:45- Arrives at house Surely the photos haven’t made it into the paper yet? I probably still have some time, she thinks, hoping her parents aren’t home. She opens the door and walks in, only to see-- Mom and Dad!!!May looks at what’s in her father’s hands. It’s the late edition of the Daily Bugle, featuring, inevitably, the photos of Spider-Girl. “May, we need to talk.” To be continued--!! |
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