“What movie should we see?” Mikey asked his brothers, who were all dressed in matching trench coats and hats, while walking in downtown New York.
“Maybe one of those new Disney movies that aren’t DTV rip-offs,” said Donnie.
“Kick ass action for me,” said Raph.
Leo just didn’t say a word.
BOOM!There was an explosion, as a person in metal armor with a huge gun came out of the nearest bank that was closed for the night.
“Nothing like a good haul to make a villain proud,” said the armored man, as he fired at a crowd of people.
“It’s the Huntsman!” a woman shouted.
“That’s my name, toots,” laughed the villain.
“Who is this Power Ranger reject?” Donnie asked his brothers.
“I don’t care who he is,” said Leo, “but we got to get these people out of that idiot’s way.”
“Let’s kick his…” started Raph.
“Don’t be stupid, Raph,” interrupted Leo. “We’ll handle him, when there are no people around.”
“Why are you Bogart lookalikes standing around for?” Huntsman spoke at the Turtles.
With no people around, the four brothers took off their clothes, as the Huntsman looked in shock, and laughed.
“Halloween’s over, assholes,” said the Huntsman.
“There’s one thing you forgot, moron,” said Leo. “We’re not wearing any costumes.”
“I don’t give a crap if you’re from Disneyworld, I’m still going to blow your brains out,” Huntsman fired his gun at the Turtles, the four brothers barely dodging the bullets.
“This guy makes the Punisher look like Steve Urkel,” said Mikey. “If this guy’s called the Huntsman, why doesn’t he hunt criminals?”
“His voice does sound familiar,” said Donnie, as he whacked his staff at the Huntsman’s gun, sending it straight into the air.
“Do you know how much that gun was, freak?” Huntsman snapped, as Leo sliced the armor, peeling it into various pieces.
“It’s Steve Edwin,” said Mikey, as the brothers saw a man in his thirties in a black jumpsuit.
“Who?” Leo asked.
“The Beast Hunter from TV,” replied Mikey. “He got fired for illegal game hunting a few years back. His wife and kids left him, and so did his fans.”
“You freaks destroyed my armor, but I’ll be back more powerful than ever,” Steve said, just as Raph punched him in the face to shut him up.
“Thanks, Raph,” said Leo.
“No problem,” replied Raph. “Let’s just tie this guy up for the cops, and get out of here.”
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